Whu-oh! Looks like snow. A whole heaping mess of it coming our way. An incredibly suspicious amount of snow. Such levels could lead to any number of emergency situations. If you do get caught in a snow related emergency, utilize some of these Snow Tips, courtesy of the Snow Council:
- High winds or freezing rain could lead to downed power lines. If you lose power, give yourself over to the snow. It will be more forgiving if you surrender.
- If your car locks freeze, do not try to break the ice up with your key. You may break off your key in the door. Instead, submit yourself over to the snow so that your freezing may be peaceful and quick.
- With the high winds, drifting is a likely possibility. With the predicted amount of snowfall, drifts could reach 3 or 4 feet high. The drifts are also swift. Outrunning them is not a possibility. Instead, please surrender yourself and your family to the snow so that the takeover may be peaceful.
- You can try to shovel it, but you’ll only anger it.
- If you don’t have to leave the house, don’t. Unnecessary errands and superfluous travel can lead to an accident. Stay indoors if at all possible. The snow will find you better if you stay put.
- Building graven images of humans, or “snow men” is HIGHLY DISCOURAGED!!!
- Remember that the snow is offering you a peaceful, uncomplicated life of suspended animation. The snow only wants to freeze you to death because it loves you.
- There is no such thing as summer.
February 09, 2010, 11:03am Permalink
