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iamachilles:

bullshit:

Could someone please figure out this game and tell me how to win it? My furthest is like 5.6 hilarious metres.

This is hilarious, but difficult.  How do you win???

I keep imagining my dude is going “Whoa! Whoaaa! Whooaaaa! *CLUNK!*”

Fox News’ Shepard Smith, who I did not care for in the least, suprisingly becomes a voice of reason and saying what needs to be said about the media getting Obama elected. Nice work, Shep. Now, just don’t punch anybody over a parking space again.
Controversy: He once punched a young fan in Franklin Lakes by the name of Zachary Sirota. It was Sirota’s worst day ever.
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I never asked for anything more than a Diet Dr. Pepper once in a while
—Sarah Palin, on accusations of being a diva (via Politico.com)
It’s nice to be making videos again
It’s nice to be making videos again
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OH NO!
OH NO!
I often find myself trapped by the questions and thinking to myself, ‘You know, this is a stupid question, but let me … answer it.’ So when Brian Williams is asking me about what’s a personal thing that you’ve done [that’s green], and I say, you know, ‘Well, I planted a bunch of trees.’ And he says, ‘I’m talking about personal.’ What I’m thinking in my head is, ‘Well, the truth is, Brian, we can’t solve global warming because I f—-ing changed light bulbs in my house. It’s because of something collective’.
Thanks, bossman
Thanks, bossman