December 2008
11 posts
Sparknotes: 2008
January
Americans took out several sub-prime mortgage loans to pay for gas.
February
Rumors that Fidel Castro had died turned out to be false. Close, but no fine premium cigars.
March
Tibetan separatist monks were beaten with hooked clubs by Chinese police to train for Olympic Monk Beating. They took the silver in August.
April
Doctors at London’s Moorfeilds Eye Hospital perform the...
Little Adolf Hitler's unhappy birthday →
You remember that kid in junior high that said he hated everything that was popular? Also really into pewter dragons and swords? The kid who knew a lot of Nazi facts?
Well, Heath Campbell was that kid, and when he started a family, he named his first born “Adolph Hitler Campell” because he “likes the name.”
Granted, if he did just like the name, you could write him off as...
“I want to make money”
– Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich, leveraging his sole power to appoint a new IL Senator in Barack Obama’s absence. Thanks for electing this guy twice, Cook County!
NBC, you are jerks.
brianglidewell:
They’re moving Leno to 10 PM on weeknights. Thanks for eliminating even more spots for scripted shows.
This is awful.
WatchMy first upload to UCBComedy.com! The famed Local Commercial Studio Commercial sketch, originally shown at Matt Little’s Big Show on December 3rd, 2008.
WatchFuck yes!
