» http://www.imdeadanditsallmyfault.tumblr.com
This is my online effort right now, everyone. It’s a blog of a man’s last words to his friend Douglas.
“It’s illegal to buy fireworks, sure, but I don’t remember hearing anything about making them on your own. It’s only called a pipe bomb if you blow it up because you hate America. If you love America, Doug, then it’s fireworks. See, I’m even painting little flags on them.”
This is one of my favorite tumblrs to follow. Dark and really funny. I feel so bad for Doug.
My favorite one: “I can’t go buying condoms for every girl I meet at Hardees, Doug. If I had that kind of money, I wouldn’t be eating at Hardees so much. I’d be out there in a kick-ass sportcoat, pulling down a bunch of Cheesecake Factory pussy.”
Reblogged from Shooting for Third.
October 28, 2009, 3:24pm Comments