Adam Bozarth Enjoys the Internet

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My name is Adam Bozarth.

I am a full-time graphic designer, part-time comedian, and some-time writer. I am on the UCB Harold team The Bishop, and I have written for the Onion News Network and McSweeney's Internet Tendency.

I also love cat videos.

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» The Insiders on MySpace Music

My friend Evan sent me this link earlier today and I am still listening to these jams. These two teenage kids from Bushnell, IL (pop. 3,221) got ahold of Fruity Loops and an autotuner and made some of the best jams on earth.

They all have amazing lyrics. My favorites:

“You’ve heard of Captain Morgan, and you heard of Captain Hook. If you haven’t heard of me, you should read a fuckin’ book.” —Lost at Sea (This is a whole pirate-themed jam)

“Come to the trailer park, bitch. We can have sex on my dad’s couch.”—Deep Dickin

“A gynocologist told me ‘Son, titties is the healthiest thing for a dong.” —Beyond the Bra

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